Hi! I'm Vlad. I look something like this: 

    :hssys+
   hhhyhh .y
   dd+    o/
   +d /+/.:.
    /+: :oh+s:
    /dhhohhhh:
     odmdmNmd+
     .:hyhd/+::
    ..:///o .`. :
 .``... :+/{:....`:

I write parallel DSP code for a living.